Title: If I Were a Weapon

Author: aunt_zelda

Characters, Pairings: Neal Caffrey/OFC, Peter/El, Neal/Peter, Neal/Peter/El, Mozzie, OMC.

Rating: R, for violence, disturbing content, and sex.

Word Count: 3,792

Warnings: Dub-con, descriptions of serial killings, possessive behavior, obsessive behavior, light bondage, un-beta’d.

Disclaimer: I do not own White ( Read more... )

(Disclaimer: no, I am not going to leave my awesome boyfriend for Oancitizen. I do not genuinely believe I have a chance in hell with Oancitizen. I am not going to become one of those creepy fans who makes a diary full of pictures and "Mrs. So-and-So" in it and stalks their favorite celebrity. I find him very funny, interesting, informative, and ( Read more... )

 Yar, Happy Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day me hearties! I be so tickled pink that I remembered this fine festival this year, usually I need some swabber to remind me! 
Oh, and if ye ain't set eyes upon this fine beauty of a webcomic by the name o' Weregeek, yer a bilge rat who ought ta keelhaul yerself, savvy? It's filled ta the brim with jokes and ( Read more... )